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KevinTsai
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Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 4:03 am 

1. You start talking about airplanes to your friends and your friends don't care about it.

2. You try to persuade your friend to play flightsim.

3. You start to do badly in school.

4. You keep thinking that you want to be a pilot when you grow up.

5. When you pass by your nearest international airport in your car and you see planes takeing off and landing-You say "ooh ahhh ooh ahhh" or you say "beautiful" with tears coming out of your eyes.

6. When your teacher mentioned the word airplane and you immediately shout "Did someone mentioned airplanes? I love airplanes!!!".

7. When you start working for a virtual airline or starting your own (probably VATSIM).

8. Saying that you could fly a jumbo jet without real-world training only because you have a lot of experience flying a jumbo jet in your simulator.
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Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 8:27 am 

KevinTsai wrote:

1. You start talking about airplanes to your friends and your friends don't care about it.

2. You try to persuade your friend to play flightsim.

3. You start to do badly in school.

4. You keep thinking that you want to be a pilot when you grow up.

5. When you pass by your nearest international airport in your car and you see planes takeing off and landing-You say "ooh ahhh ooh ahhh" or you say "beautiful" with tears coming out of your eyes.

6. When your teacher mentioned the word airplane and you immediately shout "Did someone mentioned airplanes? I love airplanes!!!".

7. When you start working for a virtual airline or starting your own (probably VATSIM).

8. Saying that you could fly a jumbo jet without real-world training only because you have a lot of experience flying a jumbo jet in your simulator.

lets see how i realte to this post...too much...

i relate to number 1: in the movie happy feet...if anyone has seen it you will know that the humans, kown as "aliens" to the penguins, come to antartica in a chinnok helicopter fitted with skis...my friends could care less...

i can relate to number 2: i persuaded my friends to fly in the simulator for my science project....and my project made it to the California state science fair...

i can also relate to nomber 3....i wont go there...but not f's though....i still get straight A's but it is harder and harder.

i can relate to number 4: i already have 3 or 4 good colleges picked out that have good aviation pregrams.

i can realt to number 5: just not with tears to my eyes.....but a holler to my dad "get off at the next exit!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!"

i can relate to number 6: but mostly with friends not teachers...

i can't relate to number 7....a VA is a lot of work...as if i dont spend enough time on the computer as it is...

i can relate to number 8: but not a jet....but i have handflown a aircoupe, kept it at 1000 ft msl and made a 180 degree turn with no training at all...

so lets just say im addicted... Wink
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Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 9:01 am 

You've been playing too much flight sim when......

You spend ages making pre flight preperations and checks and then exit the flight shortly after take off to play a FPS, read a book, watch a DVD or take the dogs out.
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 6:10 am 

thats me in a nutshell! Embarassed

especially at school, i mean, im doinwell its just very hard now


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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 12:16 pm 

I would say that I am guilty of some of those Embarassed yep I'm an addict Laughing

Everyones personal choice ofcourse, but I never see the point of long haul flying in Flight simulator. I find it gets quite boring with Autopilot stuck on for hours Smile Longest I flew was heathrow to Cyprus, but that was too long least I saw the virtual Alps along the way Laughing
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 12:38 am 

What Kevin had in his list describes me almost exactly. Cool
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 12:46 am 

When your wife says "for god sake download some porn like a real man and stop being a geek"! Quote!
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KevinTsai
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 12:50 pm 

KevinTsai wrote:
1. You start talking about airplanes to your friends and your friends don't care about it.

2. You try to persuade your friend to play flightsim.

3. You start to do badly in school.

4. You keep thinking that you want to be a pilot when you grow up.

5. When you pass by your nearest international airport in your car and you see planes takeing off and landing-You say "ooh ahhh ooh ahhh" or you say "beautiful" with tears coming out of your eyes.

6. When your teacher mentioned the word airplane and you immediately shout "Did someone mentioned airplanes? I love airplanes!!!".

7. When you start working for a virtual airline or starting your own (probably VATSIM).

8. Saying that you could fly a jumbo jet without real-world training only because you have a lot of experience flying a jumbo jet in your simulator.


1. guilty
2. guilty
3. guilty
4. sometimes guilty
5. guilty without the crying part
6. innocent
7. guilty but don't have the time
8. guilty
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simon123
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:42 pm 

You've been playing too much flight sim when..


like me you end up sataying up all night.
and you cant get up for work!.. so you ring in sick.lol.
GOD BLESS ME DOG TYSON
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pilatflyr
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:00 pm 

YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN PLAYING TOO MUCH FLIGHTSIM WHEN:

1. you bribe FA's for a ride in the jumpseat.

2. you see a mic and a computer and you think, VATSIM!

3. You tweak you settings to go from 30 fps to 31.1 fps

4. you dedicate an entire hard drive to the game itself

5. you start writing articles about it in your school newspaper

6. your homework turns from filing papers to filing pireps

7. you trade your allowance for addons

8. You put PMDG on your christmas list

9. You consider time with VATSIM as "spending time with friends."

10. You have an entire CD case fillied with artists such as Level-D, PMDG, and Mega Scenery

can you relate? Very Happy
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KevinTsai
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:38 pm 

pilatflyr wrote:
YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN PLAYING TOO MUCH FLIGHTSIM WHEN:

1. you bribe FA's for a ride in the jumpseat.

2. you see a mic and a computer and you think, VATSIM!

3. You tweak you settings to go from 30 fps to 31.1 fps

4. you dedicate an entire hard drive to the game itself

5. you start writing articles about it in your school newspaper

6. your homework turns from filing papers to filing pireps

7. you trade your allowance for addons

8. You put PMDG on your christmas list

9. You consider time with VATSIM as "spending time with friends."

10. You have an entire CD case fillied with artists such as Level-D, PMDG, and Mega Scenery

can you relate? Very Happy

I can relate this to number 4. My brother and I both thought that we should have a separate computer only for flightsim and internet for addons. We would have more memory space available to store downloads.
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KevinTsai
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:43 pm 

9. When you try to look for a girlfriend that likes flightsim as much as you do.

10. When you start to create your own VA after your school.

9. guilty a little
10. guilty-thought about creating VA called Air Highlander or Governor Livingston High School Airlines. The students who go to my school are known as Highlanders.

11. When you thought about converting your school's soccer field, football field, and or other fields into a huge international airport with an airline hub that is named after your school
11. guilty, but want to make it a small airport.

12. When you were thinking about creating a flightsim club in your school
12. innocent, because I have to bring in the flightsim CDs, ask anyone in charge of my school, and put posters all over my school. That's time consuming and I don't have the time to. Besides, the majority of the students at least for me, don't like to play flightsim.

13. When you tried to look for a friend if he/she likes flightsim by making a poll for everyone in your school-innocent.

14. When your favorite part of the family trip was going to the airport and flying on an airplane-guilty.

15. When you're on an airplane, you've been thinking you're in a flight simulator-guilty.

Can anyone relate to that?
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 1:57 am 

16. When you are playing soccer and can't keep your eyes off the planes that are lowering their landing gear on approach.
Actually happened.

17. Your parents call you a backseat-driver. You call yourself the co-pilot or First Officer.

Hey Kevin, I live near you. My High School played yours in football.
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 4:42 am 

18. when booking flight, you care about nothing but the plane you're flying on.

19. When you can predict the flight better than the flight crew

20. when leaving a plane you confidently say, "oh, i could do better!"

21. when you consider mnagingyour VA's finnancial systems as "homework"

22. when you've created a custom aircraft repaint...with your name on it

23. you're inspired to start your own podcast
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KevinTsai
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:46 pm 

7dream8liner7 wrote:
16. When you are playing soccer and can't keep your eyes off the planes that are lowering their landing gear on approach.
Actually happened.

17. Your parents call you a backseat-driver. You call yourself the co-pilot or First Officer.

Hey Kevin, I live near you. My High School played yours in football.


16. Guilty-Everytime I go to the football field for gym, I keep imagining 747s landing right over my head, as if it was landing at Kai Tak Airport in Hong Kong.
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 1:22 pm 

I can relate to almost all of those in this thread, but espicially this one Very Happy
KevinTsai wrote:
9. When you try to look for a girlfriend that likes flightsim as much as you do.
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 8:59 pm 

7dream8liner7 wrote:


Hey Kevin, I live near you. My High School played yours in football.


Do you go to my school? Where do you live?
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pilatflyr
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 9:11 pm 

i don't relate to all. But when I'm down in SoCal, I'll spend like ten minutes sitting on the side of the road watching planes come into LAX
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:02 am 

KevinTsai wrote:
7dream8liner7 wrote:


Hey Kevin, I live near you. My High School played yours in football.


Do you go to my school? Where do you live?


Well, I don't want to tell everyone where I go, but I go to a Catholic HS in Edison. You should know where I am talking about.
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KevinTsai
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:13 am 

I see. I didn't know you live in NJ 7dream8liner7. I also live in NJ too.
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:49 am 

You get on a commercial airliner and ask the crew what type of joysticks do they use.

You buy airline tickets for a transcontinental flight and expect to be home by bedtime.

You ask an airline whether it uses FS 2004 or X-Plane.

You go to the emergency room to have the joystick removed from your fingers.

You use a GPS device to find your way around Chicago O'Hare's passenger terminal.

You tell a certified flight instructor that you could fly his airplane if it had a keyboard.

You hand the Captain a FS Passenger report you wrote during the flight, as you deplane.

You ask an airline if you could select the model of aircraft for your flight.

You expect to see a pink dashed line on the ground as you taxi to parking.

You ask a flight attendant how to change the views out your window.

You tell the airline to increase their tailwind setting when they're behind schedule.
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:16 am 

CRJCapt wrote:
You get on a commercial airliner and ask the crew what type of joysticks do they use.

You buy airline tickets for a transcontinental flight and expect to be home by bedtime.

You ask an airline whether it uses FS 2004 or X-Plane.

You go to the emergency room to have the joystick removed from your fingers.

You use a GPS device to find your way around Chicago O'Hare's passenger terminal.

You tell a certified flight instructor that you could fly his airplane if it had a keyboard.

You hand the Captain a FS Passenger report you wrote during the flight, as you deplane.

You ask an airline if you could select the model of aircraft for your flight.

You expect to see a pink dashed line on the ground as you taxi to parking.

You ask a flight attendant how to change the views out your window.

You tell the airline to increase their tailwind setting when they're behind schedule.

LOL! Laughing
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:17 am 

so very true
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 2:20 am 

CRJCapt wrote:
You get on a commercial airliner and ask the crew what type of joysticks do they use.

You buy airline tickets for a transcontinental flight and expect to be home by bedtime.

You ask an airline whether it uses FS 2004 or X-Plane.

You go to the emergency room to have the joystick removed from your fingers.

You use a GPS device to find your way around Chicago O'Hare's passenger terminal.

You tell a certified flight instructor that you could fly his airplane if it had a keyboard.

You hand the Captain a FS Passenger report you wrote during the flight, as you deplane.

You ask an airline if you could select the model of aircraft for your flight.

You expect to see a pink dashed line on the ground as you taxi to parking.

You ask a flight attendant how to change the views out your window.

You tell the airline to increase their tailwind setting when they're behind schedule.

good ones! Laughing
You use a GPS device to find your way around Chicago O'Hare's passenger terminal.

really guilty Embarassed
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pilatflyr
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 6:30 am 

guilty on all counts!
You also know you've been playing to much flightsim when...

~the arrival and departure windows state tht they're loading terrain data

~You think that the guys at ATC are a bunch of robots

~you expect a 737 to climb at 4500 fpm under a full load

~you get on the flight and ask the pilots for the zero-fuel-weight

~you announce the V speeds on TO to the entire cabin

~you bring along your copy of active camera

~you get pissed off when you can't actually turn your head around 360 degrees

~you ask the flight crew the video cards that they use
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 7:37 pm 

You've been playing to much flightsim when everytime you see or hear the word Cathy, the first thing that comes into your mind is Cathay Pacific Airways-guilty
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 12:01 am 

... you see your sister watching Harry Potter, and wonder if you need a PPL to fly the flying car.
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KevinTsai
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 7:58 pm 

Hey guys here's a good one:

You've been playing too much flightsim when you wail, cry, and or sob uncontrollably like a 4-year old when your parents confiscated your flightsim CD and you can't find it-guilty without the crying part.
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KevinTsai
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 12:17 am 

anyone else got a good "You've been playing too much flightsim when..."?
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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:42 pm 

Hey guys, check out my new sequel-"You've been watching too much flightsim videos when..." Smile
http://flyawaysimulation.com/postt23911.html
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