Paris Hilton in trouble again!

After having failed her entry exams for the Navy, Paris decided to learn how to fly a helicopter. This is what happened:

Paris went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter. He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics, and sent her on her way.

After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in. "I'm doing great! I love it! The view is so beautiful, and I'm starting to get the hang of this."

After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was to fly. The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was beginning to worry that she hadn't radioed in.

A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a mile away. He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage.

When he asked what happened, she said, "I don't know! Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I was starting to get cold. I can barely remember anything after I turned off the big fan!"

Though looking a bit shook up she is in good health... apparently

Lol yes this is a modified version of what one of my Bangladeshi friends told me lol very funny none the less

When will she learn, mabye she will run for president next






EWWW I just realized look at her legs in the first pic that not natural
Why would she allow herself to become so skinny?

Huge turnoff... yuck.

Bones are for dogs.... meat is for men.

ROFLMAO!!!!

Excuse me....I am stealing this....