Liono wrote:Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
Persistence
Liono wrote:Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money there?
Greed
Liono wrote:Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars but check when you say the paint is wet?
Because with a thing like that, it is impossible to tell
Liono wrote:Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
It is moist
Liono wrote:Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Because it is a "Standard operating procedure"
Liono wrote:Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Because the people who made him up were retarded
Liono wrote:Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks if you throw a revolver at him?
Look at the previous answer
Liono wrote:Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
How do you know that they did?
Liono wrote:Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
What?
Liono wrote:What is the speed of darkness?
African or European Darkness?
Liono wrote:Are there especially reserved parking spaces for 'Non-Disabled' people at the Paralympics?
No
Liono wrote:If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?
Styrofoam. It is a win/win
Liono wrote:If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
The same
Liono wrote:If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
That is just stupid. Man shared a common ancestor with apes
Liono wrote:If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?
The others help you
Liono wrote:Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
I think they do because the lack of stress
Liono wrote:If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?
Not by law
Liono wrote:Can you cry under water?
I don't even want to try
Liono wrote:What level of importance must a person have attained before being considered to have been assassinated instead of just murdered?
Anyone who gets a lot of media attention
Liono wrote:If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Because money does not come from banks
Liono wrote:Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
It is cheaper that way
Liono wrote:How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases?
Because humans suck
Liono wrote:Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?
Because when the idiom came out, they used alcohol on babies
Liono wrote:If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Yes
Liono wrote:Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money into binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Becuse you will think that everyone below you are inferior
Liono wrote:Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the cubicle curtain while you change? They're still going to see you naked anyway!
Probably because it is worse to see a person undress than to see them naked |
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Very very funny stuff and some of it is too true.
