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The Biggest Lies in airline
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We will be on time, maybe even early.

Pardon me, ma'am, I seem to have lost my jet keys.

I fixed it right the first time, it must have failed for other reasons.

All that turbulence spoiled my landing.

I'm a member of the mile high club.

I only need glasses for reading.

The weather is gonna be alright; it's clearing to VFR.

If we get a little lower I think we'll see the lights.

Sure I can fly it -- it has wings, doesn't it?

Your plane will be ready by 2 o'clock.

I've got the traffic in sight.

I'm SURE the gear was down

Nice! Did you do these yourself or find them somewheres?

I found them somewhere.

Funny.

Thanks for that!

Thanks my friend.

nice

Quote: "The biggest lies in airline.................I've got the traffic in sight."

hahahaa

Thanks for that, makonnenl.