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9 things I hate about everyone

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liam (Liono) Chief Captain

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their bum to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look".. Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid £10 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, genius

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Micah Captain

totally agree with pretty much every single one of those!!

Excellent!

Micah 😉

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CRJCapt Chief Captain

That's great, I like it. Thanks!

ROFL 👍

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Greekman72 Chief Captain

ROFL 👍 ROFL

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Manuel Agustin Clausse (Agus0404) Chief Captain

ROFL ROFL That is so true!

Thanks Liono!!

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Michael Thomas (SteveT) Chief Captain

Brilliant Liono - well done! 😀

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Taylor (Flyboy92) First Officer

😂 😂 😂 😂 I'm pretty sure i've seen those at a different site but i still get a kick out of em!

Flyboy92

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jarred_01 Captain

Lol, thanks very much for that Liono, some great points! 👍

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CrashGordon Chief Captain

Add to those: Do you have the time? When asked that, I always answer, "yes".

Now if they asked, "What time is it?"

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Tailhook Chief Captain

Liono wrote:

8. When people say "life is short". What?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

Profound! 👏

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