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CrashGordon Chief Captain

You know you've simmed too long if you use your joystick to fly the plane on your desktop.

Okay, I started it off, what can you contribute?

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freedspeak First Officer

You know you've been simming too long if you look for rudder trim when your car starts pulling to one side.

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PanAmerican Captain

You know you've been simming too long if..you are driving down the road and you look for the autobrake.

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Greekman72 Chief Captain

You know you have simmed too long if you confuse the traffic policeman who signs you to pull over on the high way with the man who guide you to park in the gates...

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jarred_01 Captain

You know you have simmed to long when you attempt to tune your car radio into your local ground frequency, and request clearence to taxi.

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Wing-man First Officer

You know you have simmed too long, when sat around the family table at the evening meal, instead of saying grace you announce, "ladies and gentlemen, we are now serving hot food"

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pilotwannabe Chief Captain

You know you've been simming too long when you drive up a steep hill and worry about stalling

😂 😂 😂

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simon roourke (simon123) First Officer

LOL YOU LOT ARE JUST MAD!! BUT GREAT TO HAVE YOU ALL.

😎
I can’t say I’ve been simming to long. But I do get jet lag if im flying for to long. And I don’t drive, I ride a bike. sometimes i ride like im on a race track. 🙄

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antone First Officer

You know you've been simming too long when you search for the attitude indicator on your motorbike (true, unfortunately) 😀

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amermel First Officer

You know you've simmed to long when you search for the turn coordinator when turning a corner to see if your turn was a good one.

Its horrible I know... Crying or Very sad Embarassed

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Wing-man First Officer

You know you've been simming too long, when you switch on the t.v. and your dissapointed because the Flyaway home page has'nt come up. 😳

You know when you've been simming too long, when, the last time you travelled by train, you called the gaurd and demanded a wing view. 😳

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pilotwannabe Chief Captain

You know you've been simming too long when you board a real airliner and walk in to the cockpit, demanding why there's a funny looking man sitting in your chair ❗ ❗

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CrashGordon Chief Captain

You know you've been simming to long when you are walking down the street and want to adjust the scenery sliders.

You know you've been simming to long when you think you look at the sky and think you forgot to run Active Sky.

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Greekman72 Chief Captain

You know you have simmed too long when....you realise the the alarm you hear is your clock alarm to go for work,and not the fire alarm of your craft...

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hms_endeavour Chief Captain

Greekman72 wrote:

You know you have simmed too long when....you realise the the alarm you hear is your clock alarm to go for work,and not the fire alarm of your craft...

😂 Isn't it pretty simular??? 😂

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CrashGordon Chief Captain

You know you've been simming too long when you are surprised that the windshield wipers work.

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Greekman72 Chief Captain

CrashGordon wrote:

You know you've been simming too long when you are surprised that the windshield wipers work.

ROFL ROFL ROFL

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pilotwannabe Chief Captain

You know when you've been simming for too long when your drive down the motorway, wondering why your TCAS isn't working 😉 😂

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Ryan Finn (pilotguy44) First Officer

You know you've been simming too long when... you try and turn your car using your feet 😂

You know you've been simming too long when... you want to see a replay of your landing on a real flight. ROFL

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CrashGordon Chief Captain

You know you've been simming too long when the scenery blurs as you walk down the street. Oops, that's drinking, not simming. Sorry. 😂

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Jeff Brock (jeffb57) First Officer

you know you have been flying too long when you yell clear before you start your car.

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Germán Campopiano (Oberkomando) Captain

you know you have been flying too long when you are waiting inside your car waiting for someone, to tell you have permision to take off. 🙂

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beerbadger First Officer

You know youve simmed for too long when you cant find the throttle. ROFL

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Greekman72 Chief Captain

When you have seem a lot when you post a thousand reasons for it... 😉

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cheechm First Officer

You know you have been simming to much because you try and turn on the heading hold in your car.

You know you have been simming to much because you ask the "co-pilot" in your car where his steering column is.

Very funny one guys.

Nice thought for a topic.

😀 😎

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lenin First Officer

you know you've been simming too long when you recreate a real flight you have done previousley to the exact detail on fs.

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Sean (SeanGa) Captain

You know you've been simming too much when your friends ask you where you are by the phone, and you reply: "This is (insert name here) walking hdg three five three, altitude 100ft and speed 5 KIAS"

You know you've been simming too much when you've been outside, and before going in to your house again you call your parents and ask for a landing clearance.

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Manuel Agustin Clausse (Agus0404) Chief Captain

You know you've been simming too long when you say the shutdown checklist before turning off your car's ignition.

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Greekman72 Chief Captain

Captain Agus 😀 😀 😀 Happy to see you back ❗ 😂 ❗

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Kareem El-Sadi (crosscheck9) Captain

Welcome Back sir 😉

You know you've been simming too long when you pull over your car and fill out a driving report

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pilotwannabe Chief Captain

You know you've been simming too long when you get into your car and look above you to turn the lights on 😂 😉

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Wing-man First Officer

You know you've been simming too long, when the kids are late for school and you offer to fly them there. 🙄

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Germán Campopiano (Oberkomando) Captain

You know you've been simming too long, when you are waiting inside the car for somebody that tows you frome the gate to the taxi, in order to begin the flight.

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chlorinekid Trainee

You know you've been simming too long when you realise you're driving towards a brick wall and you try to pull back on the steering wheel...

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Germán Campopiano (Oberkomando) Captain

You know you've been simming too long when you are waiting in the car for the "follow me" car to point the way to park...

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Sean (SeanGa) Captain

chlorinekid wrote:

You know you've been simming too long when you realise you're driving towards a brick wall and you try to pull back on the steering wheel...

LOL

best one so far imo :p 😎

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Kareem El-Sadi (crosscheck9) Captain

You know you've been simming to long when you can come up with that many reasons as to why you've been simming too long 😎

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Germán Campopiano (Oberkomando) Captain

You know you've been simming to long when you are waiting for your co pilot to get on the cockpit and start flight.

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alohajoe First Officer

This is an AWESOME topic!!
You know youve been simming (or really flying) to long when you driving your car down the street strandling the center line, thinking its the taxiway line.

True Story!!! A Captain for the airline my Dad works for has been caught doing it! ROFL

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oreo005 First Officer

You know you've been swimming to long... just jokin!

You know you've been simming to long when you break your leg and scream "MAYDAY MAYDAY!!! We have a serious problem abored!

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oreo005 First Officer

oreo005 wrote:

You know you've been swimming to long... just jokin!

You know you've been simming to long when you get hurt and scream,"MAYDAY MAYDAY!!! We have a serious problem abored!"

Corection



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amermel First Officer

you know you simmed to long when you go through a checklist to start your car

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amermel First Officer

you know youve simmed to long that whenever you go for a ride in the car you make your wife dress up like a flight attendent and give your kids free peanuts.

😂

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oreo005 First Officer

crosscheck9 wrote:

You know you've been simming to long when you can come up with that many reasons as to why you've been simming too long 😎

LOL!!!
keep on going guys, this topic is great!

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