(Figured I would add a lil levity here... feel free to add your own experiences too! Let's see what we all come up with.)
You know you been flying too much when...
...You refer to your wife as your First mate.
...You are concerned about your Honda's climb and descent rates on hilly roads.
...Your office is referred to in notes as KWRK
...You change gears to drive and expect to see flaps extend from your car.
...Before getting into your car you perform a "preflight check".
...You never go ANYWHERE without first setting your car's GPS and cross referencing it with a road map.
...You contemplate changing your car's "livery".
...You refer to cloudy days as IFR days.
(add your own too!! lol)
When you substatue a road map for a jeppesen chart lol 😂
when you try and calculate your estimated fuel burn and time en-route with one of them calculator thingies while driving across town (i cant remember name of it)
You press the brakes and look back to see if spoilers have extended 😂
if you use the gear shift as a throttle 😂 😂 😂
When your wife says, and i quote "why don't you stop being a geek and download some porn like normal men" 😳 😳 😳 !
I love that laughy dude 😁