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Bran09 First Officer

her but is hot ohhh Embarassed

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acepilot32 Captain

well i took it off didnt wanna get banned

but go on youtube and search this

benny benassi whos your daddy

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Bran09 First Officer

Embarassed Embarassed sweet there all hot 😀 😀 😀

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VegasFlyer Chief Captain

Pretty cool! 😎

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Lee198 First Officer

Damn!!

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Concorde105 First Officer

Why the hell did you post that?! There are kids here!

(Me) 🙄 😂

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Bran09 First Officer

DONT BE A GIRL
❗ ❗

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acepilot32 Captain

dude im 12 its perfectly fine with me especially the part where she is playing tennis 😀

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Bran09 First Officer

lol im 14yrs old and i love that crap makes me wanna go crazy for her 😀

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art lippel (effieveda) First Officer

Yah, well I'm gonna be seventy this coming November! Is that free ware or pay ware? I'm sure it's soft ware. Now, if I only could get some hard ware!!!

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Later ... Art

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Bran09 First Officer

danm seventy i feel sorry for you 😞

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Cheeks Chief Captain

effieveda wrote:

Yah, well I'm gonna be seventy this coming November! Is that free ware or pay ware? I'm sure it's soft ware. Now, if I only could get some hard ware!!!

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Later ... Art

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So what if he is 70, I bet he has more wisdom than a lot of us 😉

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VegasFlyer Chief Captain

effieveda wrote:

Yah, well I'm gonna be seventy this coming November! Is that free ware or pay ware? I'm sure it's soft ware. Now, if I only could get some hard ware!!!

🙄

Later ... Art

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

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Bran09 First Officer

well ye thats true 😀 😀

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Drew B (belgeode) Chief Captain

What are you kids going on about this time?

You kids get off my lawn!

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art lippel (effieveda) First Officer

Hey, seventy ain't so bad. It's ninety that I'm worried about! Bran09, you sure missed out on some good times. I still like fast cars, good food, and great lookin' women, and I didn't have to worry about getting AIDS! Man, what a ride the "sixties" was. 😀 I've had, and am still having a great life. I paid my dues, and now I'm reaping the benefits! I don't have to get up and go to work every day. So, don't feel sorry for me. Maybe, if you're lucky enough, you'll make it to Bran10.

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Later ... Art

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Bran09 First Officer

YE! hey man you still got another 20 or maybe 30 years in front of you 😀 lol sixties 1960 hmm im 14 and i still love old music lets say ELVIS PRESELY OR Frank Sinatra 😀

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Drew B (belgeode) Chief Captain

Art that post is classic hahahaha.

You are living proof that you are only as young as you feel! I applaud you!

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Bran09 First Officer

ahh wow!! Group Wave 🍻 Bow Down

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Duncan (Razgr1z912) First Officer

She can wash my car any day! 😳

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Bran09 First Officer

lol ye to bad she died in a car accediant Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad

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art lippel (effieveda) First Officer

Thank's for that bel. Making people laugh makes me feel good.

On another note, a while ago, you sent me your magnificent KPIT. I fly there from time to time, but It seems to be pretty empty. I keep lookin' for some "Steeler" airplanes, but find none. 😞 Can you recommend a good AI down load that will populate KPIT? It's lonely out there!

Elvis - Sinatra........???? I sorta remember them. Were they on the radio?

😕

My cane, I can't find my cane......HELP!!!!

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Best regards ... Art

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Bran09 First Officer

lol ye tv and radio 😀

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Drew B (belgeode) Chief Captain

effieveda wrote:

Thank's for that bel. Making people laugh makes me feel good.

On another note, a while ago, you sent me your magnificent KPIT. I fly there from time to time, but It seems to be pretty empty. I keep lookin' for some "Steeler" airplanes, but find none. 😞 Can you recommend a good AI down load that will populate KPIT? It's lonely out there!

KPIT's dominant airline is US Airways so I would recommend World Of AI's US Airways package. That will fill up half the airport... the other half is made up of the following airlines (all can be found on World Of AI)...

Delta, Jet Blue, United, American and American Eagle.. .and USA3000

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Welshflyer Captain

effieveda wrote:

Hey, seventy ain't so bad. It's ninety that I'm worried about! Bran09, you sure missed out on some good times. I still like fast cars, good food, and great lookin' women, and I didn't have to worry about getting AIDS! Man, what a ride the "sixties" was. 😀 I've had, and am still having a great life. I paid my dues, and now I'm reaping the benefits! I don't have to get up and go to work every day. So, don't feel sorry for me. Maybe, if you're lucky enough, you'll make it to Bran10.

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Later ... Art

I've got to agree with bel on this 😀 😀 , one of the best posts i've seen in a long while !
When i retire i'm going to buy myself a couple of snakes and the kids won't walk past my house they'll run and they'll be screaming "RUN, RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE MAN!" 😀

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Bran09 First Officer

lol ill have alligators 😂

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Cheeks Chief Captain

Bran09 wrote:

lol ill have alligators 😂

Ill have a Cessna on my lawn......

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art lippel (effieveda) First Officer

Snakes and alligators.....ugh! Fear That's enough to keep everyone away. Thanks again for the comments. Bel, I will look into WOAI, but right now I've got a hot blonde, waitin' in her new Corvette, to take me to this new restaurant in Malibu. 😀 We shall see how the evening progresses!!!

Twisted Evil

Oh, and WF, you ain't heard nothin' yet. Hope I'm not being too boorish.

Hummm, do you have to mow that Cessna???? ❓

Later ... Art

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effieveda wrote:

Snakes and alligators.....ugh! Fear That's enough to keep everyone away. Thanks again for the comments. Bel, I will look into WOAI, but right now I've got a hot blonde, waitin' in her new Corvette, to take me to this new restaurant in Malibu. 😀 We shall see how the evening progresses!!!

Twisted Evil

Oh, and WF, you ain't heard nothin' yet. Hope I'm not being too boorish.

Hummm, do you have to mow that Cessna???? ❓

Later ... Art

I'm intrigued 😀 Twisted Evil !

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acepilot32 Captain

I've got a hot blonde, waitin' in her new Corvette, to take me to this new restaurant in Malibu. We shall see how the evening progresses!!!

a seventy year old man is still scoring. how the heck do you do it? 😳

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Welshflyer Captain

Just take a look at his Avatar 😀 !

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Drew B (belgeode) Chief Captain

Age is just a number Ace...

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Luke (warlord40) First Officer

acepilot32 wrote:

I've got a hot blonde, waitin' in her new Corvette, to take me to this new restaurant in Malibu. We shall see how the evening progresses!!!

a seventy year old man is still scoring. how the heck do you do it? 😳

Just take a look at his Avatar !

yeah... 😂 , he told her he was Paul Newman!!!

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Bran09 First Officer

😂 😂 😂

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art lippel (effieveda) First Officer

You’re sorta right warlord, I didn’t tell her I was Paul, but I did send her my avatar. I also told her that I was in my late forties, had a twenty year career as a naval aviator, and was currently a 747 pilot for a rather big airline. Her photo was a dead ringer for Marilyn Monroe. She said that she sat on the executive board of one of the world’s largest investment firms. So, needless to say, I was really looking forward to an exciting evening.

I was in the midst of downloading a bunch of AI packages for KPIT when I realized that I had to get ready for my big date. I spent the rest of the afternoon spiffing up my apartment and getting everything ready for her arrival. I cleaned everywhere, even vacuumed under the chairs, and of course, put my best set of silk sheets on the bed, along with four goose-down pillows, and a cashmere comforter. When I was finished, I jumped into the shower, shaved, and put on just a hint of Canoe (that gets ‘em every time). I took special care to comb out my favorite hair piece, the one with the crew cut, side burns, just even with the bottom of the ear lobe, and a slight touch of grey. The glue worked perfectly which made me look pretty close to my avatar image (except for the crew cut).

Next I put on my powder blue dress shirt, the one with the button down collar, and picked out a very classy dark blue tie, the one with the big yellow poky-dots. Then I topped it all off with my best custom made, pin striped, J.C. Penny suit. My cowboy boots were so shiny, I could see my face in those pointed toes. I could only hope that she wouldn’t notice the worn down heels. Man those things make it hard to walk.

Time was running out, so I rushed to the fridg, and got the Stoli bottle out of the freezer. I say bottle, because it was filled with some two and a half dollar a quart vodka (no one ever notices the difference). I proceeded to mix up some of my famous martinis, two shots of vodka, a half a snort of cheap brandy, and just a touch of Pepsi. The Pepsi really brings out the taste of those tiny little onions.

Oh-oh, the door bell, must be her. I quickly downed a couple of Viagras, and ran, well walked, (darn those boots, and no help from my walker) to the door. I opened it, and there she stood, all two hundred and fifty pounds of her! She looked at me, I looked at her, and we both shrieked. She ran so fast, I didn’t even get a chance to count how many chins she had. I watched as she ran to her twenty year old Datsun, got in, and took off, with all of its’ three cylinders screaming.

So, that was my BIG date. I got into my slick Suzuki Reno, headed for the local McDonald’s, got a couple of Big Macs, went home, enjoyed them thoroughly, along with my famous martinis, and watched some of my favorite "I Love Lucy" reruns.

Well, that’s it for me, no more on-line dating. I’m stickin’ to FS9 and Fly Away from now on!!!

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Much later ... Art

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Welshflyer Captain

ROFL ROFL ROFL Art i have'nt laughed so much for ages, thanks very much for that!

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Luke (warlord40) First Officer

^^^Like Welsh said^^^, 👏 👏 👏 it took me ten minutes to write that, I was laughing so hard 😂
next time...(if theres a next time) go for the one that says she lives in a bin!!! At least you'll know she's malnurished!!!

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Cheeks Chief Captain

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

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Drew B (belgeode) Chief Captain

OMG THAT WAS CLASSIC!!! hahahahaahhahaah. Art, I feel your pain man... hahahaha

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art lippel (effieveda) First Officer

Since I've given up on computer dating, I decided to take bel's advice and down-load all those AI airlines from WOAI. Now they're all installed, and when I go to KPIT, sit there and wait for a couple of hours, nothing much happens. All I ever see is a few (5 or 6) default airplanes arrive and depart from time to time, but I never see American or Delta, or any of the others show up. 😞 Sure enough, the Traffic BGLs reside in the scenery\world\scenery folder, but still, no action. Could someone please explain to me what I'm doing wrong. I even gave up the martinis. 😕

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Thanks in advance ... Art

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art lippel (effieveda) First Officer

Never mind. Boy oh boy, did they ever show up! Way too many, and my frame rate took a huge hit. So I yanked all the BGLs, and am putting them back in, one at a time. I'll Keep adding them until the FPS gets just short of thirty. Thanks anyway. I think I'm going back to the martinis!

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Later ... Art

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Drew B (belgeode) Chief Captain

at KPIT you will not see many American or Delta... but you should see US Airways out the yinyang in the morning and evening. Midday is a slow time unless it is a weekend.

Don't forget to set your traffic settings high or low depending on how much you want to see.

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