Thought i'd just post a couple of quick pics of my latest VA flight
All PAX have boarded and our shiney new blonde flight attendant has settled them all down the best she can, so we push back
As we taxi she gives her first safety announcements and very good too they were for her first time
Hmmm i wonder who that could be
Just a small queue
On our way to sunny LA
As we climb out our new girl gets everything ready for feeding time at the zoo
And we happily cruise along everything going smoothly
As dusk approached we began our descent into LAX
I had just given an announcement about seat belts and landing etc...
..when my First Officer turned to me and said...
...the first thing i'm going to do when we land.....
..is have a huge s*"t and then take that nice new Flight Attendant of ours..
..to the nearest hotel and give her the time of her life...
...unbeknown to us i'd inadvertantly left the PA system on so this went out in the passenger cabin, so our Flight Attendant in horror began to run toward the front of the aircraft to tell us..
..unfortunately the poor little thing tripped and fell flat on her face, as she began to get up she turned her head to see a little old lady staring at her..
..this little old lady looked at our blondie square in the eye..
..there's no need to rush dear, after all he did say he had to take a s*^t first
At this point i slammed on the brakes and got my coat
Stopped it on the runway and looked back at what was a glorious career