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Slipstream 737 to KLAX

   
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Welshflyer
Chief Captain
Chief Captain

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Joined: Oct 22, 2006
Posts: 2163
Location: South Wales
Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 10:53 pm 

Thought i'd just post a couple of quick pics of my latest VA flight Very Happy !

All PAX have boarded and our shiney new blonde flight attendant has settled them all down the best she can, so we push back



As we taxi she gives her first safety announcements and very good too they were for her first time



Hmmm i wonder who that could be

Just a small queue

We're next

On our way to sunny LA

As we climb out our new girl gets everything ready for feeding time at the zoo



And we happily cruise along everything going smoothly

As dusk approached we began our descent into LAX



I had just given an announcement about seat belts and landing etc...

..when my First Officer turned to me and said...

...the first thing i'm going to do when we land.....

..is have a huge s*"t and then take that nice new Flight Attendant of ours..

..to the nearest hotel and give her the time of her life...

...unbeknown to us i'd inadvertantly left the PA system on so this went out in the passenger cabin, so our Flight Attendant in horror began to run toward the front of the aircraft to tell us..

..unfortunately the poor little thing tripped and fell flat on her face, as she began to get up she turned her head to see a little old lady staring at her..

..this little old lady looked at our blondie square in the eye..

..and said..

..there's no need to rush dear, after all he did say he had to take a s*^t first

At this point i slammed on the brakes and got my coat

Stopped it on the runway and looked back at what was a glorious career
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Tailhook
Chief Captain
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Joined: Oct 12, 2005
Posts: 8477
Location: El Dorado
Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:36 am 

Great pics, lovely textures and aircraft angles

...and a very funny story - poor girl, now THIS is what you call a 'baptism of fire'
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SpiderWings
Captain
Captain

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Joined: Nov 04, 2004
Posts: 770
Location: KVEL - USA
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 12:58 am 

Was just sitting here smiling as enjoyed your shots and then laughing out loud as the story developed. Laughing Laughing Laughing

Any chance for a hotel sim presentation?
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Welshflyer
Chief Captain
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Joined: Oct 22, 2006
Posts: 2163
Location: South Wales
Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 12:39 am 

Thank you gents, i thought i'd put the pics to a little joke i heard a while ago Twisted Evil !
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b_kennedy
Trainee
Trainee

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Joined: Oct 03, 2006
Posts: 25
Location: UK
Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 10:07 am 

Amazing graphics.

What is your spec if you dont mind please?
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effieveda
First Officer
First Officer

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Joined: Dec 13, 2006
Posts: 445
Location: North Hollywood, California
Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 5:44 pm 

Great pics, as usual, WF ... and the joke almost made me s*^t in my pants!

ROFL

Cheers!

Later ... Art
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Welshflyer
Chief Captain
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Joined: Oct 22, 2006
Posts: 2163
Location: South Wales
Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 9:26 pm 

Thank you gentlemen that's very kind of you Very Happy , my specs are
XP Pro
Dual core 2.80GHz
4GB RAM
ATI Radeon HD4600 1GB Graphics
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belgeode
Chief Captain
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Joined: Jun 22, 2007
Posts: 2032
Location: Pittsburgh PA
Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 5:14 pm 

HAHAHAHAH OMG! I am cracking up here Welsh! That was awesome. I could not have written a better story myself.

Moral of the story, always check your mic.
US AIR TALES- Stories of one man's virtual life as a pilot
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Welshflyer
Chief Captain
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Joined: Oct 22, 2006
Posts: 2163
Location: South Wales
Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 1:11 am 

Thanks Bel i somehow thought you'd like it when i posted that Very Happy !
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