Guess the airline

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Insight

Chief Captain

Joined: Feb 17, 2005 Posts: 1155 Location: UK, South East

Asked Wed Mar 22, 2006 9:17 am

A guy sitting at Bar at Brussels Airport noticed a
very beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant.
But which airline does she work for?"

Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the
Delta slogan:
"Love to fly and it shows?" She gave him a blank, confused
stare and
he immediately thought to himself, "Oh no!, she doesn't work
for Delta".

A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?" She gave him the same confused look.
He mentally kicked himself, and scratched Singapore Airlines
off the list.

Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth as Silk."

This time the woman turned on him "What the F**K do you want?"

The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said,
Ahhhhh,

"Ryanair!"

Answer 1 · Wed Mar 22, 2006 9:51 am

Sico2

First Officer

Joined: Mar 17, 2006 Posts: 152 Location: Liverpool,UK EGGP/LPL

Answered Wed Mar 22, 2006 9:51 am

👍 🙂) hehe good one, but still from all the cheapest airlines, ryanair flight attendants have most proffesional uniforms, comparing to easyJet for example or wizzair. And one of the most beautiful female attendants as well Wink But AirBerlin rulezz anyway, on my way from NUE to TXL I felt in love with one of the woman serving me snacks, unfortunately, the view was so pretty outside the aicraft that I didn't know what to look at, her or the view outside and also it took only 40 minutes until the captain has landed so.. I just said beautiful 'goodbye' by the exit with my 'stoned' face expression and with hearts above my head, took off home after a lovely week trip to Hurghada... ❤️ never will forget that smile of her.. 🙄 .

And that is how Airberlin became my favourite airline.

Answer 2 · Wed Mar 22, 2006 11:24 am

Insight

Chief Captain

Joined: Feb 17, 2005 Posts: 1155 Location: UK, South East

Answered Wed Mar 22, 2006 11:24 am

Sico2 wrote:

👍 🙂) hehe good one, but still from all the cheapest airlines, ryanair flight attendants have most proffesional uniforms, comparing to easyJet for example or wizzair. And one of the most beautiful female attendants as well But AirBerlin rulezz anyway, on my way from NUE to TXL I felt in love with one of the woman serving me snacks, unfortunately, the view was so pretty outside the aicraft that I didn't know what to look at, her or the view outside and also it took only 40 minutes until the captain has landed so.. I just said beautiful 'goodbye' by the exit with my 'stoned' face expression and with hearts above my head, took off home after a lovely week trip to Hurghada... ❤️ never will forget that smile of her.. 🙄 .

And that is how Airberlin became my favourite airline.

jeez man it's just a joke 😛

air hostesses always look to be covered in 96 layers of makeup, I don't really find them that attractive like that, plus take off the make-up and what will you find? *shudders* doesn't bare thinking about.

Answer 3 · Wed Mar 22, 2006 4:22 pm

Guest

Answered Wed Mar 22, 2006 4:22 pm

You are wright in a way but there are times when there are some stunning air hostesses on board a plane.

Answer 4 · Wed Mar 22, 2006 4:41 pm

pilotwannabe

Chief Captain

Joined: Mar 15, 2006 Posts: 1719 Location: A galaxy far far away

Answered Wed Mar 22, 2006 4:41 pm

very funny
😂 😂

Answer 5 · Wed Mar 22, 2006 5:55 pm

Canyon (NoWorries)

First Officer

Joined: Jul 22, 2005 Posts: 351

Answered Wed Mar 22, 2006 5:55 pm

Sico2 wrote:

👍 🙂) hehe good one, but still from all the cheapest airlines, ryanair flight attendants have most proffesional uniforms, comparing to easyJet for example or wizzair. And one of the most beautiful female attendants as well But AirBerlin rulezz anyway, on my way from NUE to TXL I felt in love with one of the woman serving me snacks, unfortunately, the view was so pretty outside the aicraft that I didn't know what to look at, her or the view outside and also it took only 40 minutes until the captain has landed so.. I just said beautiful 'goodbye' by the exit with my 'stoned' face expression and with hearts above my head, took off home after a lovely week trip to Hurghada... ❤️ never will forget that smile of her.. 🙄 .

And that is how Airberlin became my favourite airline.

Lol, I had about the same thing with a Ryanair stewardess...except that it was her I was looking at and trying to talk to...did I mention I drank a bottle of wine(well, Sangria) at the terminal in Spain prior to take-off?

Lol, I'm lucky I didn't get in trouble.

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