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liam (Liono) Chief Captain

This is doing the rounds where I work, and I thought I'll post it here

Subject: Prison and work
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK............you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK............you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for
yourself

IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...........you could get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON.........you get your own toilet.
AT WORK..........you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the
seat

IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK............you aren't even supposed to speak to your family.

IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK............you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK ...........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON .........you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...........they are called managers.

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hms_endeavour Chief Captain

ROFL
Those are good ones!Great find!

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Greekman72 Chief Captain

😀 😂 😀

Good points Liono. 😉

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Tailhook Chief Captain

How do I get in???

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hms_endeavour Chief Captain

What your're a jet pilot?
Tailhook,what if you try stealing a learjet?Should be fun. Twisted Evil

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Tailhook Chief Captain

Good thinking, hms_endeavour... Learjet poses a bit of a problem though - do you think an Antonov or Ilyushin would do the trick??
Ninja

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CRJCapt Chief Captain

I like that. 🙂 Good one.

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hms_endeavour Chief Captain

Tailhook wrote:

Good thinking, hms_endeavour... Learjet poses a bit of a problem though - do you think an Antonov or Ilyushin would do the trick??
Ninja

Yeah,it should 🙄
Any ones near your home?I'll sen dyou plans by pm.LOL!

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jarred_01 Captain

Haha lol, good one Liono! 👍

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Alex (Fire_Emblem_Master) Chief Captain

Wow...excellent stuff there. If you made them up yourself, that's even more awesomeness!

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MilanNN Trainee

Good!

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