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Themed ATC

Pro Member First Officer
antone First Officer

This is a (not too serious) thought I had about MSFS. Wouldn't it be much more fun if the default ATC could be changed? Examples:

Nasty ATC:

Controller: "Well, you fubared that landing alright. Contact ground on 123.45 if you think you have even the slightest chance of finding the gate"

Evangelical ATC:

Pilot: "Cessna N4567C is unfamiliar with the area. Request directions to the airport."
Controller: "Well, I could tell you, but finding Jesus is much more important than finding the runway"

Apathetic ATC:

Pilot: "Hellhole Tower, Cessna N4567C, to land"
Controller: "Ah, land if you like, see if I care"

Surrealist ATC:

Pilot: "Orbit 1123 is at 23R, ready to go"
Controller: "Orbit 1123, insert wibble stick and take off upside down. Contact departure on 123.45 on sight of first seagull."

Internet Message Board ATC:

Pilot: "Hellhole Tower, Orbit 1123, inbound ILS runway 4R"
Controller: "What kind of a**hole would land on 4R?"
Pilot: "Hellhole Tower, Orbit 1123, you smell of poo"
Controller: "I am going to beat you up!"
All Other Pilots: "This conversation is off-topic"

5 Responses

Pro Member First Officer
amermel First Officer

very funny!!! 😂

Pro Member Captain
Germán Campopiano (Oberkomando) Captain

Lol 🙂 , What happened there? 😀

Pro Member First Officer
antone First Officer

Some more (please feel free to suggest your own):

Your Mother ATC:

Pilot: "Hellhole Tower, Orbit 1123, inbound ILS runway 23L approach"
Controller: "Orbit 1123, Fly straight in, runway 23L, and it's cold here, so be sure to wear a hat and scarf when you get off the plane"

Your Mother ATC (2 - Teenage Mode):

Pilot: "Hellhole Tower, Orbit 1123, inbound ILS runway 23L approach"
Controller: "I'm so sick of you treating this airport like a hotel. You just come and go as you please with no thought for anyone else. You're grounded!"

IKEA ATC:

Pilot: "Hellhole Clearance Delivery, Orbit 1123, IFR to London"
Controller: "Insert wing (a) into pre-cut slot on fuselage (b) and secure with fasteners provided..."

Existential Angst ATC:

Pilot: "Hellhole Tower, Cessna N4567C is 13 miles south, to land"
Controller: "Cessna N4567C, I could let you land, but what would be the point? Nothing is real."

And so on. OK, I'll stop this now 😀

Pro Member Captain
Germán Campopiano (Oberkomando) Captain

That one Surprised , good as well. 👍

Pro Member First Officer
antone First Officer

Cheers, OberK!

I dunno, I guess I could run on this theme for ages, but I should probably stop now 😂

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