Themed ATC
This is a (not too serious) thought I had about MSFS. Wouldn't it be much more fun if the default ATC could be changed? Examples:
Nasty ATC:
Controller: "Well, you fubared that landing alright. Contact ground on 123.45 if you think you have even the slightest chance of finding the gate"
Evangelical ATC:
Pilot: "Cessna N4567C is unfamiliar with the area. Request directions to the airport."
Controller: "Well, I could tell you, but finding Jesus is much more important than finding the runway"
Apathetic ATC:
Pilot: "Hellhole Tower, Cessna N4567C, to land"
Controller: "Ah, land if you like, see if I care"
Surrealist ATC:
Pilot: "Orbit 1123 is at 23R, ready to go"
Controller: "Orbit 1123, insert wibble stick and take off upside down. Contact departure on 123.45 on sight of first seagull."
Internet Message Board ATC:
Pilot: "Hellhole Tower, Orbit 1123, inbound ILS runway 4R"
Controller: "What kind of a**hole would land on 4R?"
Pilot: "Hellhole Tower, Orbit 1123, you smell of poo"
Controller: "I am going to beat you up!"
All Other Pilots: "This conversation is off-topic"
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very funny!!! 😂
Lol 🙂 , What happened there? 😀
Some more (please feel free to suggest your own):
Your Mother ATC:
Pilot: "Hellhole Tower, Orbit 1123, inbound ILS runway 23L approach"
Controller: "Orbit 1123, Fly straight in, runway 23L, and it's cold here, so be sure to wear a hat and scarf when you get off the plane"
Your Mother ATC (2 - Teenage Mode):
Pilot: "Hellhole Tower, Orbit 1123, inbound ILS runway 23L approach"
Controller: "I'm so sick of you treating this airport like a hotel. You just come and go as you please with no thought for anyone else. You're grounded!"
IKEA ATC:
Pilot: "Hellhole Clearance Delivery, Orbit 1123, IFR to London"
Controller: "Insert wing (a) into pre-cut slot on fuselage (b) and secure with fasteners provided..."
Existential Angst ATC:
Pilot: "Hellhole Tower, Cessna N4567C is 13 miles south, to land"
Controller: "Cessna N4567C, I could let you land, but what would be the point? Nothing is real."
And so on. OK, I'll stop this now 😀
That one 
, good as well. 👍
Cheers, OberK!
I dunno, I guess I could run on this theme for ages, but I should probably stop now 😂
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