some fun things to do in flight

brownbox wrote:

while sitting in your seat in a long haul flight, and you get a little bored, try some of these things:
-make loud annoying noises (e.g tapping on the window, clicking down the foot-rest)
-press the button for hostess assistance
-press the button to turn on the reading light for the person next to you
-get drunk from the duty free shop onboard
-put on a jumpsuit and go for your morning jog up and down the aisle
-wait for someone to leave their seat, then take it when they get up
-point out to peope "hey look theres Australia!" and point out the window
-see how long it takes to run from the front of the plane to the back
-ask for two meals
-stand right in front of the tv screen, so no one can watch it

you will never be bored again!

You'll also never be permitted to fly again 🙄

😂

If you really want to have fun, just sit in your seat and chant "Allah u achbar!" over and over again. 😳

Of course, in this case "fun" may get you handcuffed, taken off the plane and interrogated. 😂

CrashGordon wrote:

Of course, in this case "fun" may get you handcuffed, taken off the plane and interrogated. 😂

And afterwards secure you a post as an Islamic Advisor to the national government. [sp?]
And I ain't kidding you.

Ask if you can sit on the captains knee and see the uncomfortable look on the stewaresses face.

Ask a stewardess if she would enrol you in to the mile high club. 😉

Tailhook wrote:

CrashGordon wrote:

Of course, in this case "fun" may get you handcuffed, taken off the plane and interrogated. 😂

And afterwards secure you a post as an Islamic Advisor to the national government. [sp?]
And I ain't kidding you.

Why does this not surprise me? 🙄 That would probably make you one of the better government advisors, too.

Maybe I'll start shouting in the terminal. That should get me a good position with the Dept. of Homeland security. 😂 😂

Jamie4590 wrote:

Ask a stewardess if she would enrol you in to the mile high club. 😉

🙂) 👍 🙂)

Ask the stewardess if the windows can be opened for some fresh air.

Ask other passengers if they want to play Twister! 😂

CrashGordon wrote:

Tailhook wrote:

CrashGordon wrote:

Of course, in this case "fun" may get you handcuffed, taken off the plane and interrogated. 😂

And afterwards secure you a post as an Islamic Advisor to the national government. [sp?]
And I ain't kidding you.

Why does this not surprise me? 🙄 That would probably make you one of the better government advisors, too.

Maybe I'll start shouting in the terminal. That should get me a good position with the Dept. of Homeland security. 😂 😂

Cultural diversity is a blessing, it prevents us from becoming too narrow-minded. Multiculturalism on the other hand is by definition an impossibility. Our over-glorified, overpaid and undereducated politicians are incapable to see the difference. A 'foreign' culture is not simply a different way of dancing and preparing food. It's a different way of live primarily dictated by systems of belief. No worries, I won't mention the r******* word.

For many years to come we'll just have to live with the mess we've gotten ourselves in due to our own complacency and our spineless, apologetic leaders who, for the most part are fundamentalists themselves.

During the Crusades we had a scenario not much different from what we're witnessing today. Fundamentalists warring against fundamentalists. Nobody wins - everybody loses.

Good old Plato had more sense than the whole lot of misguided politicans that humanity had to put up with during the millennia since.

God I hope I'm not sitting next to some of you lot on my flights!

The worst thing you can do is be a chav and sit next to someone you don't know, oh wait, that happened to me

Tailhook, I get the impression you are formally educated in perhaps politics or economics? You talk a lot of sense. 👍