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This doesn't have anything to do with flight simulator but I think you guys will like these jokes.
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for pulse?
A:No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A:No
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No
Q: So then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient still have been alive nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
Q😀o you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q:And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: no, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him.
Q: All your responses must be oral, OK?
A: OK.
Q: What school did you go to.
A: Oral.
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are on dead people.
Q: Is your appearance here this mornign pusuant to a deposition that I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
Q: Can you discribe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male or frmale?
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
Q: You say the stairs went Down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?
Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: none.
Q: Were there any girls?
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That was a good dinner. We had a roast.
Here is more jodes.
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Q: So the date of conceptions of (the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes
Q: And whata were you doing at that time?
A: I resnet that question.
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
Q: The youngest son, the 20-year old, how old is he?
Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next moring?
A: Would you repeat that question, please?
Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?
A: Yes.
Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?
A: Yes sir.
Q: What did she say?
A: What disco am I at?
My mom recieved these questions from a co-worker in her office. That that people would like them.
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