jokes

This doesn't have anything to do with flight simulator but I think you guys will like these jokes.

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for pulse?
A:No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A:No
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No
Q: So then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient still have been alive nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

Q😀o you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q:And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: no, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him.

Q: All your responses must be oral, OK?
A: OK.
Q: What school did you go to.
A: Oral.

Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are on dead people.

Q: Is your appearance here this mornign pusuant to a deposition that I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

Q: Can you discribe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male or frmale?

Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

Q: You say the stairs went Down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: none.
Q: Were there any girls?

I'll post more later.