I've been reading some of these.. http://www.schiratti.com/humour.html
I've almost stopped laughing 
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Good find fourby 👍

yup,very funny good find
Absolutely amazing - thanks fourby!
I can never get enough of these
How about this one
Cessna 152: "Flight Level Three Thousand, Seven Hundred"
Controller: "Roger, contact Houston Space Center"

Lost student pilot: "Unknown airport with Cessna 150 circling overhead, identify yourself."

One of my very favorites!
Roger that alohajoe. I was tossing up between those two actually.
The 'Student Pilot' ones really take the cake 😀
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