First it was the "Yo Mamma" jokes, and then the "HasselHOFF" era- now it is the "Chuck Norris" fact craze:
• There once was an ancient Chinese legend about a man whose glare could kill anyone instantly. Chuck Norris wasn’t this man. Chuck Norris killed that man.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t need a watch. He decides what time it is.
• When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool, he doesn’t get wet. The pool gets Chucked.
• Chuck Norris CAN belive it’s not butter!
• Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer
• When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
• The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
• Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
• When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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Chuck Norris is the man!
Me and a friend of mine are definitely buying those T-shirts with Chuck Norris facts on
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I think McGayver is better. He can escape from a jail and built a helicopter only by using matches and swiis knife!
Sico2 wrote:
I think McGayver is better. He can escape from a jail and built a helicopter only by using matches and swiis knife!
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BTW...I like your sig Sico2 😉
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris invented water.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard his foot went back in time and killed Amelia Earhart.
Chuck Norris wanted to stop JFK from being assassinated, so he went back in time and stopped the bullet with his teeth. JFK's head exploded in shear amazement.
There's no chin behind Chuck Norris's beard, just another fist.
Chuck Norris does not believe in Germany.
Chuck Norris is sueing NBC claiming that "Law" and "Order" are the trademarked names of his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris never needs to spell check anything. If he mis-spells something, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of the word.
LOL, gotta love Chuck Norris jokes. You can't escape them, not even on a flightsim site! 😂 😂 😂 😂
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard his foot went back in time and killed Amelia Earhart.
Who?
Amelia Earhart ➡
Although, the Joke contains some black humor.... 🙄
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Yeah, I didn't make these up, I got 'em from some site. If I had made a joke up, you'd know because it wouldn't be funny. 😂
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