Aviation joke, LOL

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VegasFlyer Chief Captain

Two men dressed in pilots uniforms

Two men dressed in pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle of the
aircraft.
Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the
other
is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.
Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the
cockpit the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers
begin glancing nervously around, searching for some kind of a sign
that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.
The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the people
sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the
water at the edge of the airport property. Just as it begins to look
as though the plane will plow straight into the water, panicked
screams fill the cabin.
At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The
passengers
relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their
magazines and books, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in
good
hands.

Meanwhile, in the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the
other
and says,
'You know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late
and we're all gonna die' !!

Enjoy! 😂

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Lee198 First Officer

😂 😂 😂

Sounds like the time I landed at Heathrow.

Quite near the airport...
Blink

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Tailhook Chief Captain

😀 😀 I certainly didn't expect the nice twist at the end 😀 😀

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Drew B (belgeode) Chief Captain

hahahah do you mind if i borrow that joke? the guys at USAir virtual will die laughing... hopefully not on takeoff.

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VegasFlyer Chief Captain

belgeode wrote:

hahahah do you mind if i borrow that joke? the guys at USAir virtual will die laughing... hopefully not on takeoff.

I borrowed the joke from someone else, so knock yourself out Bel! 😉

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Duncan (Razgr1z912) First Officer

belgeode wrote:

hahahah do you mind if i borrow that joke? the guys at USAir virtual will die laughing... hopefully not on takeoff.

Hopefully not on landing either 🙂

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Drew B (belgeode) Chief Captain

Oh they're on their own for landing. I just provide the jokes.

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Cheeks Chief Captain

VegasFlyer wrote:

😂 😂

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